TWO CASES AND TWO JUDGES - A WATERSHED MOMENT FOR INDIA

The second week of December has been a pivotal period for the Indian judiciary, a week in which it has both plumbed the depths of  ignominy, AND simultaneously raised aloft the flag of our constitutional principles. This paradox has been persisting for some time with no corrective action being taken, but it has now come to a head and can no longer be ignored. 

This was the week in which a superior court judge, Justice Shekhar Yadav of the Allahabad High Court, decided that the time was ripe for him to walk out of the  closet in resplendent saffron robes, a kind of perverted Second Coming. We should not have been surprised, of course, for the general portents had been there for a long time among his fraternity, in judgments and obiter dicta: the tet-e-tete with deities for guidance, the call to declare the cow as the national animal, the expressed fear that if conversions are allowed Hindus would become a minority, the verbal defenestration of the Places of Worship Act, the indecent haste in ordering surveys and excavations in mosques, the confession by another judge that he had always been an RSS admirer, the admission of a judge into a political party just days after retiring. But we saw these as mere flirtations-till Justice Yadav decided to tell the whole world about his torrid and hitherto unspoken love affair with the religious right.

In brazenly attending a function of a strident Hindu organisation, by calling Muslims "kathmullahs", in asserting that this country would be governed by the wishes of the majority religion, by diagnosing Muslims as being devoid of any compassion because they slaughter goats, by expressing the view that their children have violence instilled in their pysche, and casting other abominable slurs on the practitioners of this religion, this judge crossed many red lines, lines which had started becoming blurred since 2014 but had not been entirely wiped away.

It is learnt that some Opposition parties have submitted an impeachment motion against him in Parliament; this will be symbolic at best since the government, as per usual practice, is not likely to support the motion and the former lack the numbers. The Supreme Court has asked the Allahabad High Court for a report and summoned the offending judge, and one hopes that it will take the strictest possible action if the report confirms that Justice Yadav violated his oath of office, the Constitution and the Restatement of Judicial values reiterated by the SC. Mere censure or withdrawal of judicial work is not punitive enough- Justice Yadav can no longer be trusted with the administration of justice, he has exposed unrepentently his biases and religious bigotry. The CJI should ask him to resign, and if he does not do so then the SC should recommend his impeachment to both the President and the Prime Minister. The moral imperative in such a message shall make it well nigh impossible for the government to oppose the impeachment motion brought by the opposition parties. This corrective action is essential to retrieve some of the ethical capital which the judiciary has lost in the last few years.

But all was not Cimmerian darkness this week, for, with the change of Chief Justice of India, a beacon which had gone out was switched on again.

A much awaited and much needed judicial high was achieved on the 12th of this month when another shameful legacy of the previous CJI was dismantled by the his successor, Justice Sanjeev Khanna. By injuncting all further petitions and surveys of places of places of worship (read "mosques and dargahs") and restraining all courts from passing any orders on pending cases, he has largely undone the horrific damage Chandrachud had done to our social fabric. CJI Khanna has done more to protect the integrity and plurality of our country and its Constitution in one day than what his predecessor could in two years. Equally important, he has now forced the Central government to file its response to the constitutional challenge to the Places of Worship Act, within four weeks.

It will be interesting to see how Mr. Modi's government reacts in both cases- the impeachment notice against Justice Yadav and the challenge to the POW Act. Will it stick to its unstated intention to suborn the judiciary and its stated aim of demolishing all mosques (I believe more than 1800 of them have been identified for this honour, but this is probably an underestimation), or will it bite the bullet and plump for upholding the law and the Constitution? Somehow, no matter how hard I try, I cannot visualise the latter denouement. But ripping the mask off the face of despotism and bigotry is in itself no mean achievement in these precarious times.

These two cases present a watershed moment for the country, and how our institutions respond to them will determine for the forseeable future the direction in which  the history of this country shall flow.

DIGITAL IMMORTALITY IS ALREADY HERE !

 In his seminal and thought provoking book, HOMO DEUS, Yuval Noah Harari has some very interesting observations about mankind's quest for immortality. He postulates that, having triumphed over starvation (famines), disease (plagues) and violence (war),- the primary cause of deaths over the centuries- mankind in the 21st and 22nd centuries will strive to conquer death and to achieve immortality. For modern homo sapiens death is a technical problem, and for every technical problem there is a technical solution. Harari believes that the pathway to immortality could be found through genetic engineering, regenerative medicine and nanotechnology. Actually, he prefers the phrase "amortal" to "immortal" as people could still die from unexpected accidents, but human life itself (he believes) will no longer come with an expiry date.                                                                                                                                                                                      This is an extremely thought provoking- if not downright provocative- thesis, but maybe we are beginning to see the first shoots of this postulation in the American billionaire, Bryan Johnson, who has made it his goal to not die- to reverse aging and to live to the age of 150 at least, if not become immortal. To achieve this he is using the same three tools Harari had mentioned, and spends two million dollars a year on this effort. He is turning his body, in the words of TIME magazine, into an anti-aging algorithm, is 45 years old but has the body of a 18 year old. He is being closely observed by medical experts, this man who thinks he can live forever and has even written a book whose title is- what else?- DON'T DIE!

But you may well ask- why am I telling you all this?

Because, though biological immortality may still be some way in the future, digital immortality is already beginning to happen. It's something most of us are looking forward to, to reconnect with our loved ones. For instance, we all have our social and familial wealth on our Whatsapp, and if you happen to belong to my vintage (the 1950s or earlier), with every passing year we are beginning to lose some of that emotional capital: one or two accounts are perforce closed every year - loved ones, friends, family members who have handed in their chips and crossed that big rainbow. How many times, on a dreary and cold winter evening, have I  wished that one could chat with them again, exchange an emoji or two, forward a Twitter joke or cartoon? Sadly, they have gone long before before Harari's predictions about immortality could come true. But wait! Digital immortality may be at our doorstep.

The age-old methods for staying in touch or contacting our deceased loved ones have been things like planchette, the ouija board, seances or communicating through a medium. But now digital innovations and AI seem to be taking over. We all leave behind digital footprints on a huge scale- emails, WA chats, posts on platforms like X, Instagram, Facebook, videos on Youtube etc. Emerging digital tools work by datamining this wealth of information to recreate, in a macabre way resurrect, as it were, the person who is no longer with us.

Generative AI, by using the vast power of face and voice recognition technology, can literally recreate the person and make him or her virtually alive again through virtual avatars or holograms He/she can talk to you again on your smart phone, with the same voice and diction you recognise, as if they were flesh and blood again! You can reminisce with them again about past events, friends, relatives,  like they had never left. The algorithms know more about this departed person than you ever did, and can make them virtually alive again, to a point where you wouldn't know the difference.

This digital afterlife is still a few years in the future, but not too far away. Companies like Hereafter, My Wishes and Hanson Robotics are already working on this technology, combining technology with data about the deceased person- memories, texts, personality traits, previous conversations, photos - to enable him or her to interact with you posthumously. It is even possible for someone to leave pre-recorded messages while alive to be sent after death, to maintain the illusion of being present even after death!

These digital afterlife technologies may go some way in offering some comfort and emotional release to those left behind, but they will come with their own set of ethical and legal challenges, including privacy rights, the commercial (and perhaps unauthorised) use of this digital immortality. As Ardif Perdana explains in a brilliant article in the Deccan Herald, governments will have to grapple with these issues, including laws to govern the bequeathing/ ownership of the digital estate left behind by the deceased, just as they have provided for the physical estate. 

Mankind has always been good at creating illusions, the practitioners ranging from spiritual leaders to magicians to politicians to sorcerers to con-men. The digital afterlife will also be an illusion and some may find fault with it. But then again, one is reminded of the words of the Buddha, Aldous Huxley and Albert Einstein- all of whom had said in unequivocal terms that reality is only an illusion. To which I can only add, with the utmost humility- choose your reality, go with the one that comforts you most; comfort and happiness are also illusions, but they make life bearable. While it lasts.

HIMACHAL' S GAME OF SNACKS AND LADDERS

This has been a particularly bad year for Himachal and its embattled Chief Minister, Mr. Sukhu. He has certainly grabbed the TRPs but they are of the negative, Arnab Goswami and Navika Kumar type. Actually, the year began well, in pure eye-ball terms, with our own raging torrent, Kangana Ranaut, occupying the headlines with her sensational win in the Mandi Parliamentary seat. But the torrent soon became a rafting rapids which the BJP kayaks and jan-nayaks found impossible to navigate; she was told to shut up and the snowy peaks of the state have since been deprived of her yodelling rendition of history and politics, more's the pity.

This TRP vacuum was quickly filled, however, with what has now come to be known as the Samosa Kand, not to be confused with Mr. Amit Shah's earlier Pakora theory. It appears that the Chief Minister was presiding over an official function at the Police HQ, and some samosas (at Rs.150 per piece!) were ordered for his refreshment, but they were mistakenly delivered to his security staff: the CM didn't even get a whiff of them. An inquiry was ordered into this "anti-government" activity and some cops even suspended. The mountains are still reverberating with the peals of laughter this episode engendered, quite unfairly, in my view. Because this was a matter of serious portent. For one, the price of the samosa goes a long way to explain why the state has gone belly-up, financially. Ex Finance Secretaries who, in their times were allowed only two Parle-G biscuits, fumed that at the very least an open tender should have been placed in at least ten newspapers for the said delicacies, never mind if that cost five times what the samosa did; rules, after all, are rules! Secondly, and even more seriously, this was a security lapse- if today the CM's samosas can find their way to some hungry cops, tomorrow it may be secret files intended for "his eyes only" or even party funds for "your pockets only". How long, one may ask, can democracy survive if such things are allowed to happen?

                                       

Barely had the fragrance of the samosas dispersed when another stench enveloped the state- a Toilet Tax- confirming that the Chief Minister's advisors had really gone potty, as it were. A tax was imposed on every toilet seat, in order to flush out some more revenue from the sewer lines. As could be expected, there was an immediate uproar, with citizens pointing to the inequity of life: Mrs. Sitharaman's GST taxed everything that went in and now Mr. Sukhu was taxing everything that went out; legal experts opined that this was double taxation and therefore illegal. The government, I learn, is reconsidering the matter, but in the interim no one is holding his or her breath or, for that matter, anything else. After all, when you gotta go you gotta go.

The state had not yet plumbed the bottom, however (to continue with the toilet imagery).  News emerged in September that Himachal had gone practically bankrupt when salaries and pensions were not disbursed on schedule. With an annual budget of Rs. 56000 crore and a population of only 7 million, you'd expect that the state was rolling in the gravy. After all, this translates to Rs. 80000 per Himachali, man, female and transgender-enough, surely, to keep them warm in winter and drunk throughout the year? But never put anything beyond a politician's skills-within two years the state has gone bankrupt, what with unnecessary expenditure on four lane highways, ambitious airports, a platoon of Advisors and superannuated deadwood, free (or subsidised) water, electricity, bus rides, an MSP for cow dung, and what have you. So now the state's debt has crossed Rs. 80000 crore, and there's only one solution to this crisis, in my view.

Hand it over to Mr. Adani (who is already there, making a killing out of buying apples cheaply and selling them at the price of your family jewels). The state should be declared bankrupt and brought before the NCLT under the Bankruptcy Code, with some Adani acolyte like Mahesh Jethmalani or Madhavi Buch appointed as Resolution Professional. Mr. Adani could then buy the state (when he is released on bail by the USA, that is) at the going rate of 10% of the outstanding debt, or about Rs. 8000 crore. It would be a (Monal) feather in his cap. He owns everything except a state government (de jure, I mean, not just de facto); as CEO of a state government he would acquire sovereign immunity from the charges in the USA and could cock a snook at the FBI and its Justice Department. He will, of course, have to contest elections in due course but that is easily taken care of- when the CEC, Rajeev Kumar's tenure expires in the Election Commission, Mr. Adani could reemploy him as CFO (Chief Fiddling Officer): his vast experience in such matters would ensure that Mr. Adani would win by twice the number of  votes cast.

So what does this say about the Chief Minister's myriad Advisors? That is best answered by a joke which was related to me by an attractive World Bank Advisor many years ago at a dinner in Washington DC: An architect, an engineer and a UN advisor (so the joke goes) were having a drink in a bar, discussing which profession should get the credit for creating the Universe. The architect insisted that it was architects who conceived the plan, positioned the planets, stars and suns in a composite whole to ensure that they rotated around each other: they in effect brought order into the primordial Chaos. The engineer disagreed, saying that the basic structure, gravity and atmospheres of the planets were designed by engineers, which made life possible in some of them; it was engineers who gave life and meaning to this Chaos. Throughout the heated arguments, the UN advisor sat quietly, legs crossed and with a bemused smile on her lips. Finally, the other two asked her what the contribution of Advisors was. She uncrossed her legs, leaned forward slightly, and replied softly : "Who do you think created the Chaos?" 

That, dear friends, may go a long way to explain why Himachal refuses to go out of the news these days, and why Mr. Sukhu could do with fewer advisors.

 

STOP THE WHINING , MR PAWAN KHERA, AND SMELL WHAT'S COOKING !

In my tiny village above Shimla the only sounds one hears in the total stillness of the nights are the howling of jackals, the calls of a barking deer, the rhythmic hooting of a barn owl, or the rare coughing of a wandering leopard. But now I am back in the NCR and all I can hear, post the declaration of election results on the 23rd of this month, are loud wailings and the familiar whining emanating from the Congress headquarters on Akbar Road; I am sure similar sounds are issuing from Matoshree in Mumbai and Saifai in U.P. And the lachrymose chorus of the Opposition quartet is the familiar one: the elections were stolen from us. 

They probably were. There is no direct evidence of this, of course; there rarely is in an inside job, and when the government and ruling party themselves commit the heist, who do you think is interested in collecting the evidence, in any case? But there is plenty of circumstantial and anecdotal evidence, apart from the EC's studied inaction on hate speeches, seizure of bribe moneys and convenient delay in notifying the elections in Maharashtra to enable Mr. Shinde to announce hundreds of concessions and freebies: 

* How did the voter percentage increase by almost 8% over the initial count in Maharashtra, when historically this figure has never exceeded 1% ? An astounding 76 lakh additional votes were added by the EC to the initially reported count of 5.00 PM. This translates to 26000 extra votes per constituency, which assumes significance when it is revealed that 100 seats were won by a margin of less than 26000, most of them naturally by the BJP.

* How is it that, many analyses show, wherever the final voting numbers are increased the benefit invariably accrues to the BJP and its strike rate goes up dramatically? This is a phenomenon which first surfaced during the last Parliamentary elections and has become entrenched since the Haryana election last month.

* How is it possible for some EVMs to display a 99% battery charge after a full day of polling and many days of storage? If this is normal then the CEC, Rajiv Kumar, should be conferred a Nobel Prize for Physics for discovering the Holy Grail of energy and power- an infinite, unending and inexhaustible source of power- beating all those nuclear scientists who have been labouring for decades on atomic fusion!

* How could the BJP's strike rate jump from 32% to 90% in just six months? Almost ditto for the Shinde and Ajit Pawar factions, who would have been overjoyed with a 25% rate, going by their Lok Sabha performance and own pre-polling statements ?

* How come no one- NO ONE- picked up even a hint of the impending NDA tsunami, not the journalists on the ground, not the pollsters, not even the political parties themselves? It has been suggested, satirically, by veteran journalist Deepak Sharma that the tsunami was not in the polling booths but in the EVMs!

* How come the Election Commission took no action to investigate allegations of mass deletions of names from voter lists, removal of Muslim and Yadav officials as polling officers, and police forcibly preventing voters from accessing their polling booths (this last has been extensively documented on videos, including by the portal Newslaundry)? News reports and videos suggest that this was particularly rampant in UP. Why was no repolling ordered in these booths?

* How come the NDA tsunami was limited to only those two states where the BJP is in power, whereas it was not even a ripple in Bengal, Jharkhand, Kerala and Karnataka? Does control of the state machinery have anything to do with this phenomenon?

* How come the Election Commission is steadfastly silent on these questions and offers no explanations, instead spouting terrible "shayari" which would have both Ghalib and Amir Khusro rotating in their graves in agony?

The bullet points above are in the nature of grave doubts that trouble the average citizen. It is possible that there can be valid explanations for them, or some of them. But the Sphinx like silence and constitutional arrogance of the Election Commission which works for the people but rejects any accountability to them, raise the doubts to suspicion and a presumption of wrong-doing. As Parakala Prabhakar has noted in an interview with Karan Thapar, this raises a question mark over the very legitimacy of the mandate of the winning party and its governments.

Of course, we all knew that this was going to happen; there is even a name for this electoral phenomenon- it's known as the Haryana model. The BJP tested this prototype in Haryana earlier this year, found that it worked, and have now rolled it out on a larger scale. In future it will form the main pillar of the One Nation One Election One Party edifice. So how come the India Alliance never anticipated this?

My guess is that they did, but that they were lazy, uncoordinated, complacent after their Lok Sabha showing. At worst, they could always fall back on their comfortable, whining, default mode and wait for the tide to turn. Civil society, both organisations and individuals, have been warning them of this danger for years, and urging them to take urgent political and legal action to check the institutionalisation of the Haryana model. One hopes that the Congress and its allies realise now that this is a flood, and not an ebb, tide and that they shall never be allowed to win any election of any consequence in future; they will be "given" just enough seats to maintain the credibility of the election process. They may win, for some more time, the few states where they have a government but that will be an inevitably declining number. They should take no comfort from the southern states holding out against the BJP: the impending delimitation of Parliamentary seats will ensure that the South will lose whatever little leverage it currently has. And no one will be impressed by the Opposition's continued whining- all institutions have been silenced or coopted in the Reich,  the media has been bought over, and the public is fatigued. Only Ms Mayawati seems to have realised this, with her uncanny instinct for survival.

What is now increasingly suspect is not only the EVM-VVPAT apparatus, but the entire electoral process including the superintendence of the Election Commission of India- the notification of the election schedules, the rationale for multi phasing, the implementation of the Model Code of Conduct, the preparation of voters' lists, the suppression of voters, the counting process, the opacity in releasing figures of polling data, the distribution of Form 17C. The India Alliance and other Opposition parties should realise that the battlefield has now moved far beyond just the EVMs to encompass all the other areas mentioned above. Their battle is not a single front war any more, but a multi-pronged one: even if the EVM was to be replaced with the ballot paper tomorrow, there are other arrows in the government's quiver whose poison has to be removed.

Bharat Jodo Yatras and petitions in the Supreme Court will not do. These may work in a non-polarised and democratic society, which we no longer are. The India Alliance has to take the battle to the people, and to raise the stakes beyond being merely politically correct. It should move, firstly, a motion for impeachment of all three Election Commissioners. This will fail, given the numbers in Parliament, but it will draw international attention to the rot that has set in in what used to be the world's leading such institution. It will also bring on record for posterity the hollowness of these men of straw and how diligently they laboured to destroy the world's largest democracy.                                                                                                     The Alliance should simultaneously announce two main non-negotiable demands- replace EVMs with the ballot paper, and scrap the present selection committee for appointment of Election Commissioners and revert to the one ordered by the Supreme Court with the CJI as a member. It should boycott all elections until these demands are conceded. They will not be, we can rest assured, but the easy options are no longer available. The ballot paper system has its drawbacks, including booth capturing and stuffing of false votes. But then we at least knew about these incidents, accepted they were illegal and could take corrective action to rectify them. But with the EVMs the same thing is being done on a much larger scale, much more efficiently, and in a manner so sophisticated that it is undetectable, and with no accountability. A case in point is the fraud perpetrated in the Chandigarh Mayoral election some time back: had this polling been conducted on EVMs we would never have known that it had been hijacked in favour of the BJP by the Presiding Officer.                                                                                                                                        By boycotting elections the Alliance risks its marginalisation for some time and may offer a the BJP a free hand to do what they wish, including amending the Constitution. But I'm afraid the India Alliance has no other option but to bite the bullet. By continuing to participate in these farcical elections it will continue to lose and, just as important, provide a legitimacy to them and to the NDA's victories and rule. Even a doomed soldier must make a last stand; it's time for the Congress and allies to do so now, before it's too late.

Hoping that things will improve or change with the passage of time is forlorn wish thinking. Precious time is running out. As the poet said:

Yeh jo beet raha hai

Wo wakt nahi, zindagi hai

[ What you are witnessing is not just the passage of time

  But the ebbing of life itself]

THE THREE TRILLION DOLLAR SMOG.

 While our Supreme Leader is accepting inconsequential awards in Nigeria and Guyana (do you even know where they are?-- Clue: they are nowhere near Manipur)) and hugging war criminals and their accomplices in Rio de Janeiro, his own capital is invisible from outer space, or from my balcony, blanketed in a toxic cocktail of dust, poisonous gases, PM 2.5, CO2 and God only knows what else; as I write this it's been six days and counting. AQI levels have crossed 1000 (more than twenty times safe levels as prescribed by the WHO) according to official reports. North India has been officially declared the most polluted region in the world. Two million Indians die of pollution every year (one fourth of the global figure) according to the WHO, but when was the last time you heard either this demi-god or his Environment Minister or any other leader of any consequence talk about the environment?

I wouldn't want to bore the reader with oft repeated statistics, but some figures are necessary to grasp what a waste of time the usual trope of blame-gaming- AAP vs BJP vs Congress vs Yogendra Yadav vs all- is. And that this is not just about the privileged and spoilt brats of Delhi but about the whole country. We ALL treat the natural environment like a piece of toilet paper: use it to serve our basest needs and just throw it away (incidentally, did you know that 28000 trees are cut every day for manufacturing toilet paper?). Consider some figures, if you can spare the time between your Muslim bashing, bridge game, gym workout, the Swiggy delivery or kitty party.

The country has lost 2.33 million hectares of tree cover since 2000 to so called development projects (Global Forest Watch). One hectare of moderately dense forest can capture 147 m.t. of CO2; if our Environment Minister can do the simple maths, that means we have lost about 300 million tonnes of carbon sequestration capacity per annum, one third of what we had promised to add in the last COP on climate change. And this does not even factor in the other benefits of forests- ecological services, water retention, dust and sound barriers, preservation of biodiversity. In addition, between 2015 and 2021, 3.13 million hectares of forests have been degraded from dense to open/scrub; 9.40 million trees have been felled for mining, road construction, power projects. In Delhi 77000 trees have been cut between 2019-21, according to a New Indian Express report by Prabhat Shukla dated 4th July 2024. The Lt. Governor of Delhi himself (he who is accountable to no one, not even his conscience, since that has been kept in hock in 7, Lok Kalyan Marg) is being investigated by the Supreme Court in a case of irregular felling of 1100 trees in Delhi's southern Ridge area. India has 28 trees per capita as against a global average of 422.

This environmental slaughter is an ongoing and continuous process under the benign gaze of the judiciary, National Green Tribunal, World Bank, IMF and the expanding roster of home made billionaires. Approval has been given for felling 800000 trees in the Andamans, 120000 in the Hasdeo forests, in the face of protests by tribals. 60000 trees have been cut for a wholly unnecessary road for Mr. Yogi Adithyanath's favourite kanwariyas. Even Shimla, which now has more Advisors to the Chief Minister than it has deodar trees, proposes to fell a few hundred trees to make fly-overs! I will not even talk about the Western Ghats, the horrendous Char Dham Highway, the wholly unnecessary four-laning madness that has gripped the Himachal government. Every single river has been poisoned beyond acceptable levels of drinking or even farming. Most of our wildlife and biodiversity are on the verge of extinction, never mind the figures cooked up by FRI, Project Tiger Authority or the Zoological Survey of India on their post retirement micro-waves. Why should we spare the air, when we are decimating ever other element of nature?

Environmental regulations that provide some limited protection to the environment even in a chronically corrupt country like ours are being relaxed on an almost daily basis to favour some crony or the other. The 10% upper classes, who contribute 90% of the pollution and degradation, are not bothered: they can insulate themselves with their Air conditioners and Air Purifiers, or jet off (like our PM) to exotic locales and count their fixed deposits there. Those who stay back to keep an eye on their fixed deposits here will suggest that a Lockdown should be imposed immediately- an absurd, elitist idea which will hit the most vulnerable most, just as they are recovering after the terrible effects of the COVID lockdown. The environment and ecology are never an election issue, no political party ever espouses it, no manifesto so much as mentions them even in passing, you and I never demand this. By the time we are done with issues relating to EVMs, caste reservations, free water, electricity and rations, "ghuspaitias", Rohingyas and demolishing of mosques, we have time and energy left only for discussing Salman Khan's latest film or Kangana Ranaut's most recent demo of her profound knowledge of history.

It is no coincidence that India has been ranked 176 out of 180 countries in the Global Nature Conservation Index in October 2024, one of the five worst performing countries in the world. So why should we be surprised at Delhi adorning this mantle of honour every year? And why should we be blaming an incompetent and environmentally illiterate government for it, considering that we ourselves don't give a s**t about the environment?

Still surprised that we have this 3 trillion dollar economy smog over the Indo-Gangetic plains that has already knocked seven years off your lives, according to health experts? Don't be, for all this devastation is in pursuit of the holy grail of the 35 trillion dollar economy by 2050. Except that the smog will have killed us all by then, or rendered us comatose (if today's politics has not already done so).

So take a deep breath of the patriotic, made- in- India fumes, and while exhaling chant loudly: Hum Hindu Khatre Me Hain.

You will never say a truer word in your life-or what remains of it after the smog has lifted.

THE MORAL HAZARD OF WHATSAPP GROUPS

 There are more than 532 million Whatsapp users in India (July 2022 figures), which is 40% of the population. Most of them belong to some Whatsapp group or the other, usually to multiple ones. It would not be incorrect to state that the country, socially and politically, is divided into innumerable Whatsapp groups, which now provide the bricks and mortar for our society and polity. The sheer diversity of these groups is mind boggling, encompassing various categories of citizens, all dedicated to their particular niche- RWAs, bloggers, business entities, political parties, vloggers, civil services (both serving and retired), yoga, trekkers, civil society, family groups and many others.

These WA groups are an unparalleled medium for exchanging news and views- and therein lies the problem. Ever since the right wing juggernaut started rolling in 2014 we have been divided as a nation as never before, in our ideologies, political loyalties, religious proclivities, levels of inclusivity and tolerance. It was inevitable that these divisions would spill over into the WA groups too but the levels of toxicity and venom that has accompanied this process was perhaps not anticipated and presents some of us with a moral hazard.

The right wing elements, bound by a common Hindutva thread and an unquestioning adoration for the Supreme Leader, are by far the more aggressive component of these groups, supported and egged on by the BJP's I.T.Cell, a fawning media, fake news, an omnipotent and over-arching government whose spokespersons provide fresh ammunition to these "bhakts" on a daily basis. Most groups have been taken over by these elements.

This presents a problem for the more moderate elements, the much abused "sickulars" who would rather go by evidence and not mere claims, by cold figures and not ranting, respect history and not redact or rewrite it, do not subscribe to the view that the BJP and the nation are synonymous with each other, who are happy with our current Constitution and do not wish it to be dismembered, believe that India's strength lies in its diversity and not an imposed homogeneity, who abhor the deliberate differentiation  of majority and minority (whether by a government or an opposition party), are opposed to the oligarchs taking over the economy, believe that fundamental rights are the bedrock of any liberal democracy and do not believe that this country needs a Hindu rashtra. But they are usually shouted down by the majoritarian loyalists, whether the issue under discussion is Gaza, Canada, Kashmir, the hijab, CAA, madrasas, MSP, EVMs, partisan Governors, federalism, election bonds, denial of bail to thousands, bulldozers, Pegasus, Adani or Arundhati Roy.

The trolling can get vicious, abusive and even personal. Which is why one has to ask oneself the question: should one put up with the rabid rantings of these politically illiterate and ethically bankrupt elements, or should one quit the group? It is a question many of us have had to ask of ourselves sometime or the other in these last ten years. The standard response is to either fall silent in the face of these attacks, or to try to reason with these BJP shock troopers. Neither serves the purpose of defending what one stands for.

Silence is never an option in the face of bullying or intimidation, nor is it an adequate defence of what we stand for; in fact, it can even amount to passive collusion. As Martin Luther King Jr had said: In the end we will remember, not the hatred of our enemies but the silence of our friends. Silence only emboldens the oppressors. Reasoning with these lumpens also does not help, for their minds are as tightly shut as bear traps and the light is never allowed to penetrate there. It is also not a good idea to wrestle with pigs, as someone said, for they will drag you down into the mud and win with their superior experience in that element. Continuing as a member of these groups only provides their administrators a fig leaf facade of open mindedness and fair handedness, of intellectual inclusivity, whereas in reality these groups are actually being used to spread their messages of hate, Islamophobia and support of fascist ideas. Because the problem here is not one of mere differences of opinion or perspectives. One can certainly differ on policies, whether they relate to the economy, business, education curriculae, climate change, the creamy layer and reservation, defence strategies or a host of subjects that make up the fabric of daily living and governance. In fact, a diversity of views and debate is the mark of a healthy society. But there can certainly be no two views about the fundamental values of civilisation and democracy-pluralism, religious tolerance, human rights, secularism, freedom of speech, affirmative action for the disadvantaged, respect for the Constitution, and so on. These values have been arrived at after millenia of conflict, slaughter and suffering, form the bedrock of humanity, and are indivisible and inalienable. There should be no compromise on them, no give and take. They are, to use a phrase now famous, the basic structure of civilisation and cannot be allowed to be tampered with, least of all by a political party in search of a thousand year Reich. 

There is also a larger issue of basic morality involved here: should we continue to associate with people who oppose these fundamental truths and possess such toxic values which are completely antithetical with our own? Should we become complicit with their messaging by our silence or quiet acceptance with just some mild protest? Or should we quit these groups, whether they involve friends or relatives? For some wise guidance on these vexed questions we can do worse than heed these words of author and activist Ijeoma Oluo:

"We cannot be friends with those who actively support oppression and hate. Friendship requires a certain level of integrity."

Or these sentiments of the American talk show host, Jon Stewart: "If you're a friend of a bigot, you're a bigot."

Guilt by association is an accepted principle of law. Quitting such groups is  a statement, a positive and not a negative one, it makes clear where you stand, validates your conscience and frees you from the asphyxiation of toxic relationships.

Something to think about.

WHEN YOU FIND YOURSELF IN A HOLE, STOP DIGGING!

 The first rule of excavation is that when you find yourself in a hole, you should stop digging. It appears, however, that our venerable Chief Justice, who has now seen the (saffron) light, has not heard of this truism, notwithstanding his vast knowledge and learning. He continues to excavate, somewhat like the Archeological Survey of India, probably hoping to  strike Hindutva bedrock. With his "legacy" already under the public scanner one would have expected him to lie low and weather the storm. Instead, just last week he has publicly gone on record to gloat that (a) he authored the Ayodhya Ram Mandir judgment and (b) that he had prayed to God for a solution to this thorny issue, and the "solution" was promptly sent to him by the deity, presumably via Blinkit or Zepto. Predictably, this confession has raised another fire storm, with eminent lawyers and even retired judges coming down on him like a ton of the famed Ram Mandir bricks.

His revelation, as far as I know, is only the second judicial epiphany after Moses was handed the Ten Commandments by a burning bush on Mount Sinai, with the difference that the Directive Principles of the Commandments have now been replaced with the binding Ayodhya judgment; after all, it is a tenet of spirituality that divine revelation always precedes divine authorship. And since the Chief Justice himself has implicitly attested to the authorship of this SC judgment, the epiphany itself must be acknowledged. But the fecundity of the implications of this spiritual communion is mind boggling; this piece attempts to unravel some of them.

India must be the only country in the world which now has two of its top leaders in direct communion with God: the Prime Minister (who is probably God incarnate himself) and the Chief Justice. We must consider ourselves exceptionally fortunate in this respect, though we still don't know with whom our third pillar of democracy- the Presiding officers of the two houses of Parliament- communicates. The evidence points to either Johnny Walker or Alfred E Neuman (of MAD magazine fame) but I could be wrong.

The Hindu pantheon reportedly has 30 million Gods (not including our Prime Minister) so it would be interesting to know which particular deity the Chief Justice had consulted. There is also a problematic dimension to this, as was raised by Karan Thapar in a question to retired Justice Rekha Sharma of the Delhi High Court: if it was indeed Ram lala (as most people suspect) then is not the whole Ayodhya judgment vitiated, since Ram lala, through his "next friend" is a party to the dispute? Even by our dismal standards of jurisprudence we can hardly have a judge consulting one of the petitioners in a case as to what type of order he should write! Justice Sharma would not be pinned down on this question, but she was obviously uncomfortable with the point raised by Thapar. It would be interesting now, wouldn't it, if some lawyer were to file a curative petition in the SC on this point to challenge the judgment?

Justice Sharma was, however, emphatic that Justice Chandrachud's admission had lowered the image of the court. What if it had been a Muslim or Christian or Sikh judge claiming that he/she had consulted his/her God before writing a judgment? There would have been a majoritarian outrage, charges of a "judicial jihad" would have been bandied about by the likes of the Assam Chief Minister whose career is based on his study of jihads, and all manner of bhakts would have descended on Jantar Mantar, like the proverbial "Shivjiji ki barat". In contrast, the present Chief Justice will in all probability be well rewarded for his epiphany. One good turn, or about-turn, deserves another.

Will every court now have a temple attached to it, for ease of doing judicial business? After reserving a judgment the concerned bench could repair to the temple (the five star hotel with the bar comes later), confer with the deity of choice, and then announce the order. Or, better still, why have these pesky and expensive courts at all, which are nothing but convenient venues for gangsters to shoot down their rivals?- replace them with temples and head priests who will function as the Registry and convey the divine orders. We could adopt the Himachal model for this, where the "devtas" speak through their spokesmen or "gurs" and tell the simple Himachalis what to do. I would suggest that a committee of judges should go to the remote Malana village in Kullu to study this model: right now the "gur" of Jamblu devta has told the government that the devta does not approve of the Kullu- Bijli Mahadev ropeway; in years past it was the "gur" who also approved the tour programmes of officials who wished to visit Malana on duty!

The complexity of the Pandora's box opened by CJI Chandrachud is mind boggling. There are approximately 17000 judges in India; what if each one of them decides to consult his or her family God before passing judgment ? There is also a strict hierarchy of gods and goddesses in our religion, which you tamper with at your own peril. This shall make the whole appellate process of our jurisprudence chaotic. What if the god of the trial judge is superior in the divine hierarchy to the god of the appellate judge? Whose judgment will prevail? And how will a Bench ever come to a final conclusion on a matter if the respective gods of the member judges are unable to agree? What if the senior most god (not judge) on that Bench insists on exercising his veto, like the USA does on Israel?

No, sir, this new jurisprudence will not work, not even in Naya Bharat. The Ayodhya judgment must be struck down as non-est. A Joint Parliamentary Committee should be immediately constituted to investigate whether the gods were also consulted while passing orders on a host of other cases- rejection of the EVMs petitions, denial of bail to Omar Khalid, upholding of the abolition of Article 370, multiple rejections of the bail applications of the Bhima Koregaon "accused", junking the Rafale case on the basis of sealed covers and redacted statements, papering over the charges against Adani and SEBI in the  Hindenberg expose, giving the quietus to the  Pegasus inquiry report, the disembowelling of the Places of Worship Act, the refusal to investigate the mysterious death of Judge Loya, and so on. We must know whether we are still a democracy or have silently, through a judicial coup, become a theocracy.

And Justice Chandrachud, of course, should stop digging, for he will be sorely disappointed in his attempts to uncover a destroyed Hindu temple under the Supreme Court.

A BIRDIE IN HAND IS WORTH AN EAGLE IN THE BUSH - MUSINGS ON GOLF

 The ever effervescent PG Wodehouse once said that golf, like measles, should be caught young as it builds character. For it takes a strong character to hit the ball on to the wrong fairway and yell FORE instead of F--K ! Unfortunately, I missed the bus on that one and discovered the game quite late in life, which goes some way in explaining my many failings. I have been playing golf for the last fifteen years now, give or take a year or two when I ran out of balls. The word "playing", however, should not be taken literally but as a figure of speech, denoting intention rather than accomplishment. As in: going shopping without actually buying anything, or going fishing without catching any fish, or going electioneering without winning any seats (also known as the Rahul Gandhi SOP), or, as as in the case of Joe Biden, speaking without saying anything. So has it been for me. According to my life-caddy, Neerja, who accompanies me to the golf course to ensure that I don't do any bodily harm to myself with my wild swings, I spend roughly 10% of the time on the fairway, the rest of the time being spent in the bushes looking for-you got it- my balls.

I'm a human compass: it doesn't matter in which direction I aim to drive the ball-it always goes north, usually causing some minor damage, like a Hezbollah rocket. Once I almost decapitated two tourists  at the Naldehra course in Shimla, and I've clobbered my good friend Yatish Sood so many times that he now goes off to his lovely retreat in Kangra whenever I'm slotted for a game. The flag on the greens is lowered to half mast whenever I'm playing. The informal economy of the Naldehra Golf Club, which is surrounded by dense forests, ravines and gullies, is largely dependent on me: I usually lose ten balls every time I stride on to the fairways, these are retrieved by the caddies at night, and sold back to me the next day at heavily inflated prices. I am proud to have created the circular economy which economists have been striving for for so long!

I have a handicap of 18, but that's only because that's the maximum of the scale; without any capping I would go off the scale, like the soprano Maria Callas when she has dined well. Which brings me seamlessly to what I've actually been meaning to write about- the peculiarities of this ancient game.

                                      

Golf was apparently invented in Scotland in the 16th century, purely by accident: a Scotsman was hitting small round stones with a stick one day and one of them went into a rabbit hole and killed the rabbit. The wife was so impressed with the free meat for dinner that she encouraged her husband to whack stones the whole day; it also got him out of her hair, and wives all over the world have been grateful to this far-sighted lady ever since. Because now golf has spread globally, it is played in 206 countries, more than the number of countries in the United Nations: the remaining ones are too small to fit in a golf course. Contrary to popular belief, it is golf and not scotch whiskey which is Scotland's biggest export. It was called golf because the Scots had used up all the other four letter words to describe the English.

As is to be expected, golf is just as peculiar as the country of its origin, where men wear skirts (you can get kilt if you laugh about it), dragons are unapologetically named after women, and the sausages are square shaped; Scotland is also the only country which is happy about global warming and rising sea levels: you see, they can sit on their cairns or sgurrs (mountains) and watch the English drown. The Mecca of golf is St. Andrews; Neerja had visited it once to watch the burly Scots playing there in their kilts. She told me that she saw more balls in one hour than what one can count in a day in a rugby locker room full of jocks. She brought me a St. Andrews golf cap; I've never worn it, it's too precious. 

There are other strange aspects of this game. Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at it. If you hit the ball to the left it's a hook, if to the right it's a slice, if by some chance you hit it straight it's a miracle. It's the only game I know of where the chappie with the lowest score is the winner. The lower your handicap the better player you are. The more books you read about golf, the worse your game becomes. A hole-in-one is  rarer than a triple century in cricket, and far more expensive because then you have to pay for the drinks. Shots are named after birds, the larger the bird-name the better the shot- birdie (one under par), eagle (two under), albatross (three under), condor (four under). I've never heard of anybody hitting a condor, because that would mean hitting a hole- in- one on a five par stretch- an impossibility. But miracles do happen, you know- who thought, for example, that BJP would win the Haryana elections? Or that the Ayodhya judgment was written by God, not judges?

If you're thoroughly confused by now, dear reader, you will realise why I hit more cows and fire engines than birdies. But I'm not giving up-didn't someone say that the greatest oak was once a little nut which held its ground?

A LEGACY THAT IS BEST FORGOTTEN

 These days Mr. D.Y. Chandrachud, Chief Justice of India,  is talking of, and worrying about, the legacy he will leave behind when he retires from the job next month. And well he might. He was elevated to this position at perhaps the most critical juncture in the nation's recent history, when every democratic and humanist principle was being crushed under an unstoppable electoral machine and a government on steroids. When his last four predecessors had let down the country and had walked away into an inglorious sunset with their sinecures and post retiral benefits. Never before had the nation nurtured such high expectations and vested so much hope in an heir apparent to the Chief Justice's chair. The legacy of Mr. Chandrachud will be that he too let the nation down.

Honesty, said Shakespeare, is the best legacy; sadly, his Lordship has been less than honest, with us, and to himself. At seminars, key-note speeches, valedictory functions, convocations- even in his obiter dicta- he has always hit the right notes: stressing on individual liberty, freedom of speech, religious pluralism, constitutional safeguards, the responsibilities of the court to hold the executive accountable. But within the sanitised confines of his courtroom he seemed to lack the courage of his convictions, leading many to wonder whether he had any convictions at all. In the words of Alexander Pope: he was willing to wound but afraid to strike. That is not the proper foundation for a judge's legacy.

The Supreme Court's records will speak for themselves in times to come. Justice Chandrachud had many opportunities to do the right thing, to restore the autonomy of institutions (appointment of Election Commissioners), to reign in rampaging state governments (the bulldozers of U.P., Nuh and Uttarakhand), to prevent the illegal surveillance of citizens (the Pegasus "inquiry" where the Union govt. dared to tell him that it would not cooperate!), the restoration of statehood (in Jammu and Kashmir), to restore legitimately elected governments brought down by totally illegal means (Maharashtra), to restore faith and credibility in the electoral process (the repeated petitions to return to paper ballots or do a hundred percent verification and matching of VVPATS), to question an unaccountable Election Commission on its dubious actions and decisions ( delay in uploading voter counts, non-issue of Forms 17C, mismatch in the votes cast and votes counted, failure to take action under the Model Code of Conduct against high functionaries of the government).                                                                                                                                                   Perhaps the worst of all was that, under his Lordship's watch, thousands of social activists, journalists. dissenters, academics continue to languish in jails without a trial or even bail. Omar Khalid's bail petitions have been adjourned, I believe, 14 times with a succession of judges recusing themselves without any explanation. The Koregaon accused are being released on bail in instalments, as if justice is a divisible commodity. Some of them have even died under these conditions (the 80 year old Stan Swami), or as a result of the inhuman treatment meted out to them while in custody, the most recent being Prof G.N. Saibaba, a man with 90% disability who was kept in jail for almost a decade without being convicted of any offence. And the most outrageous of all these stains on the court is that, when he was acquitted by the Bombay High Court, the Supreme Court took the unprecedented action of convening the very next day on a holiday, and stayed the High Court order! And which historian can ever forget the Ram Janam Bhoomi order, in which faith of the majority community, not legal evidence, was made the basis of a judgment that should shame any country or its judiciary? Or the photo of the Hon'ble judges celebrating the judgment with a dinner and wine at a five star hotel, a judgment which (as per press reports at the time) none of them signed- another first in our sorry history.

Under Justice Chandrachud's watch the Center was allowed to defenestrate the Collegium even further, with its tactics of delays, pick and choose, or simply sitting on the recommendations: he did make some noises initially, but then adopted a strategic silence. The same fate has met the dozens of habeas corpus petitions now interred in the registry of the court. The SEBI (Hindenberg) and Pegasus inquiries were never followed up to their logical conclusion, and the can of worms opened up with the Electoral bonds judgment was hastily shut again, an enforced closure of what had begun to look very much like a sovereign extortion racket. 

For all his high oratory about the majesty of the court and accountability of the executive, not a single govt functionary has actually been punished, to the best of my knowledge, not even the Returning Officer of the Chandigarh mayoral election who was caught red handed in an electoral "flagrante delicto" in an official video. Not the encounter specialists, the bulldozer bureaucrats, or the regulatory agencies, even when the Court held the arrests to be illegal both procedurally and on merits. It is true that Mr. Chandrachud himself was not directly responsible for all these commissions and omissions, dictated by other benches, but as the Chief Justice of the court he has to share the blame. He is, after all, the head of the institution, its chief administrator, the primus inter pares, and most important, the Master of the Roster. If you take credit for the thunder you must take the blame for the drought.

He watched in silence the creeping politicisation of some of the High Courts, their judges openly expressing allegiance to religions, the religious biases in their judgments, judges joining political parties and even standing for elections immediately after retiring, retired judges attending religious conclaves. The issue here is not about the legality of these predilections but about the spirit of the constitutional values they are supposed to uphold. As Justice Chandrachud himself was wont to remind us often, the spirit of a law is just as important as its letter. And therefore it was important for him to have spoken out loud and clear, to remind his brother judges of the inappropriateness of their behaviour, of the judiciary's own Restatement of Values of Judicial Life, which the Supreme Court had issued in 1997. The Chief Justice of India occupies a position on the country's moral pedestal much higher than his position on the  Warrant of Precedence- his every word carries weight and has the capacity to influence the nation's discourse. Given his fondness for preaching from the pulpit, it was incumbent upon him to have reiterated the moral and ethical red lines for the conduct of judges. By not doing so, he has, by default, become a party to the judiciary's decline during his tenure. 

To be fair, he has passed some praise-worthy judgments, as on decriminalising homosexuality, rights of transgenders etc. But the true test of a superior judge lies in his ability to stand up to the executive, and in this respect his judgments have been few and far between; in fact, it requires an effort to recall them. Far too much time was spent in grandstanding, wasting the court's time on issues it had no business getting into- the farmers' protest and the RG Kar Medical College cases are just two instances where he seemed to be playing to the gallery. Both cases have diminished the court's image- the farmers refused to heed its suggestions in the first one, and the doctors summarily rejected the orders to return to work. Perhaps someone should have reminded the Chief Justice of the first law of public administration- do not seek to expand your area of concern beyond your area of influence.

And even while he is on his way out, Justice Chandrachud will not give up his penchant for empty symbolism: just this week he has inaugurated his version of the statue of Justice, he calls it Lady Justice. The lady now does not have any blindfolds ( "justice is not blind"), and instead of a sword she now holds a copy of the Indian Constitution. I for one am unmoved by these histrionics, for to me the three monkeys of the Mahatma are today more reflective of the state of our justice system- blind, deaf and speechless.

One does not write this piece with any joy, but with a deep sense of regret at what could have been. Here was a man, a judge, who is a scholar, a decent human being, a compassionate individual, a penetrative legal acumen who could have done much to bring the country out of the morass it is being shoved into. The tragedy is not that he failed to do so, but that he chose not to. If only he had learnt from the words of that exemplar of virtuous service whose legacy will live on for generations, Mother Teresa: 

The world is changed by your example, not your opinions.

Farewell, your Lordship; we wish you well, notwithstanding your betrayal of the nation.    

VOODOO ECONOMICS - DON'T ILLEGALISE THE BRIBE- TAX IT !

 Many years ago, more years than I care to remember, I was posted as a probationer under district training in Mandi district of Himachal. On two days every week I had to sit with the Deputy Commissioner (DC) in his court when he heard grievances and received petitions from the public. The purpose was to give me an idea of the issues which concerned the public and how to deal with them on a one to one basis. One day a distraught PWD contractor presented himself before the DC and wanted to know what the officially approved rate for a bribe was in the department! He explained that he could not balance his budget for various works with any predictability as different officers wanted different amounts as bribes. He requested the DC to give him a copy of the G.O ( Government Order) in which the rates were specified. The DC assured the poor chap that he would try to get the order but in the interim he should not pay any bribe to anyone.

That was 50 years ago and nothing has changed during this period, it would appear, except that now the rates have gone up manifold under the effect of demonetisation, GST, digitisation of all transactions and PayTM. It is an axiom of the financial underworld that, the more difficult governments make the process of bribery, the higher the rates. Especially if most of this undeclared wealth is sucked out of the system by one entity through sophisticated and sovereign instruments like Electoral bonds and PM Cares!

Who says there's no transparency in this government? Last year local papers published an alleged rate list of the prevailing "baksheesh" in one of the police stations of a western UP district. Now, this is exactly what that supplicant in Mandi wanted, as an important element of ease of doing business. In another reported case in our most progressive state, this year itself, the peon or "chaprasi" of a Naib Tehsildar wrote a letter to the District Magistrate complaining that he was not being given his fair share of the bribes received in that office! He stated that it was his job to extract/collect the bribes, for which the going rate for peons was Rs. 1000/ per day, but he was being paid only Rs.500/- He also demanded that the going rate should be enhanced to keep pace with inflation. Both legitimate grievances, to my mind, when even the Finance Minister cannot afford to eat onions. ( Predictably, the said minion denied that he had written such a letter).

Just last week the press was agog with reports that some thieves had stolen Rs. 65 crores from the house of a retired but still powerful IAS officer from U.P. in a north India hill station. Now, that is the quantum of alleged bribes which brought down Rajiv Gandhi's government, but it is a sign of the Ram Rajya times that it cannot now lay low even a bureaucrat. The officer has not filed any police complaint- he's not stupid, see, that's why he got into the IAS. But efforts are reportedly being made behind the scenes to get his hard earned money back; I would not be surprised if Mossad is roped in to do the job, once they have finished off killing what remains of the Hezbollah leadership, that is.

Bribery-both the giving and taking-is inbuilt into our DNA, even before we evolved from the apes. As definitive proof one just has to go to the monkey infested Jakhoo temple in Shimla. Nine out of ten visitors there will have their handbag or phone snatched by a monkey: the ape will promptly climb a tree and will return your item only after you have proffered a bribe of a banana or orange ( these days they insist on hamburgers or pizza slices.) So bribery is nothing to be ashamed of- it is an inherited evolutionary trait, like stupidity and the urge to beat up wives.

Which is why I strongly believe that the government should stop fighting it and legitimise it. Economists, as usual, cannot agree on whether corruption is good or bad for a country's economy. One group maintains that it lowers GDP growth rates by discouraging foreign and even domestic investments. The other lot differs-it opines that in a heavily regulated and policed economy (like India), corruption should be viewed as "virtuous bribery"- it acts as a deregulation instrument, greases the wheels of the economy, cuts red tape, promotes quick decision making. A third lot feels that there is something like a Laffer's curve in corruption, i.e. bribery is good for the economy up to a certain point, but beyond that it becomes extortion and its benefits to the economy start declining. The jury is still out on this, just like it is in the bail applications of Umar Khalid.

I tend to go with the second lot, after observing the phenomenon at close quarters (sometimes too close!) for 35 years. In our country, without this grease nothing would ever get done- no roads, no bridges, no recruitments, no projects, no welfare schemes. So (and I'm applying for a patent for this idea), why should the government not get a slice of this virtuous pie? According to Prof Bibek Debroy and Laveesh Bhandari in their seminal book, Corruption in India: the DNA and RNA, the total quantum of bribery in India could add up to 1.26% of India's GDP, and at current levels  would be 300 billion US dollars. My suggestion, arrived at after much burning of the single malt, is that the govt. should make bribery legal and impose GST on it. The GST rate would, of course, have to be 28% since bribery is a " sin goods". This would net the exchequer almost 90 billion dollars per annum ! More than enough to pay for the PM's planes, cars, foreign peregrinations, self-publicity, Central Vistas, statues and even the dreaded MSP. A win-win if ever there was one.

The collateral benefits would also be welcome- winding up of the Enforcement Directorate, down sizing the Election Commission and the CBI, a full stop to arresting opposition Chief Ministers, etc. And do spare a thought for that poor IAS chap deprived of his hard-earned 65 crores- he will finally be able to lodge an FIR- after paying a bribe, of course.

" SLOW LIVING" AND THE BOB DYLAN PARAPROSDOKIAN

 At about this time last year my elder son quit his very well paying job as a senior executive in a multi-national: he had had enough of the El Dorado mirage sold by the IIMs and IITs. He had been working 14 hour days non-stop for 16 years, paying Rs. 65000 a month for a flat in Gurgaon where he just went to sleep, lunched and dined exclusively on Zomato and Food Panda, could never find the time to relax in our Purani Koti retreat near Shimla, his liver was beginning to get pickled in Blender's Pride. In short, he was on the verge of a burn out, maybe a couple of puffs away from being stubbed out like a cigarette. One day he saw the light, ignored Mr. Narayan Murthy's exhortation to work 70 hour weeks, regarding with justified suspicion Ms Sitharaman's pious advice to fight work pressure through "inner strength by reaching out to God." His decision to ignore her too was made easier, he told me later, by the possibility that by "God" she meant Mr. Modi, and since he himself "worked" 18 hours, reaching out to him would be futile (as Kangana Ranaut has recently discovered).                                                                                                                                      So, one fine foggy morning in Gurgaon he pinged his boss that he was quitting (that's how they do the hiring, firing and resigning these days, no "Dear sir, it is with profound regret that ..." letters as in our days), packed his suitcase and pooch in his car and joined us in Purani Koti. He now lives off his savings, work-from-home consultancy projects, articles on the auto world, and "revdis" from my pension whenever the state govt. periodically emerges from bankruptcy and doles it out to me. He now has the time to indulge in his passion for photography and gardening, and is currently trying to grow bananas and "peepul" trees at 7000 feet in an area which gets three feet of snow every winter! I'm personally sceptical of that last bit, but who knows- after all, they laughed at Satyanand Stokes when he brought apple plants from the USA, didn't they? And today Himachal is an apple state. If my son succeeds we may yet be a banana republic soon.

Welcome to the world of "Slow Living", the latest concept that is catching on with Gen X (or Gen Z) across the world. More and more of them are just chucking the rat race with its slave-driving, toxic work culture and sweat shop values which just last month took the lives of Anna Sebastian in Mangalore and Sadaf Fatima in Lucknow. These bright youngsters prefer to return back to nature, renewing relationships with family and friends, and doing what they WANT to do- not what neo-capitalism, voodoo economics and the Sanjiv Sanyals of the world expect them to do. Slow Living is the next best thing to a govt. job where you can effectively retire the day you join and nobody will even notice even as Pay Commissions keep hiking your salary and pension with predictable regularity. He has my full support: it is this generation which can perhaps save our once blue planet since my generation has completely abdicated its responsibility. 

This choice of life-style, however, is not all fun and games: it requires the making of responsible choices- in consumption, expenditure, manner of living- since one's income levels drop substantially. It forces one to make an inventory of the important things in life and discard the redundant, superfluous and the wasteful materialism inherent in the "keeping up with the Junejas " South Delhi mentality. It goes hand-in-hand with another trend being increasingly embraced by planet conscious Gen X- Minimalism.

Minimalism is simply "living with less" by decluttering one's physical spaces, reducing unnecessary consumption, seeking quality over quantity, travelling less, curation of possessions to have only the essentials, focusing on personal values rather than reacting to competitive pressures. This is what Slow Living is in essence, and I am now witnessing more and more youngsters consciously opting for this life style and minimalist framework. Just to cite examples of how this works: there is the "sniff test" for clothes- do your clothes need to be washed so frequently, consuming more water, soap, power? Sniff the clothes for malodorous smells- this will probably tell you that you could wear them for another couple of days before consigning them to the washing machine. (A single washing machine discharges 480 kgs of green house gases every year). Then there's the "one in, one out" principle: don't keep adding to your possessions unnecessarily- buy an item only as a replacement, not as an addition, discard the first before buying the second. "Tiny living" is another idea that is gaining traction- small homes (why do you need five bedrooms when it's just you and your wife and maybe one kid?), away from the congestion and pollution of metros, off-grid as regards power and water, self sufficient with solar and rain water harvesting.

A  minimalist life style is good for mother Earth too- the culture of over-consumption, so assiduously promoted by economists, governments and big corporates, has led to the depletion of natural resources and ravaging of forests, rivers, lakes and mountains. Reducing this demand for goods and products and minimising possessions lowers the strain on the natural environment, reduces waste, cuts down on carbon emissions. It is a far more sustainable model of life than the blind GDP growth driven models being foisted on us; in fact, I would go further and say that it is the ONLY life style choice which can save us and the planet from another extinction.

And here's the final, clinching argument which has eluded us but has been instinctively grasped by the younger generation- you are happier as a person when you have minimised your needs. This has been scientifically captured now in a concept which is known as the Easterlin Paradox. This states that happiness does not increase with more money. Happiness is directly proportionate to money up to a certain point, but once your basic needs are met more money does not mean more happiness. After this point happiness is defined, not by money, but by meaning of life, purpose, relationships, contribution to society. (The reader is probably reminded here of Maslow's theory of Hierarchy of Needs). In fact, without the latter components, after that point more money means more worries, tensions, fears and even depression. Bob Dylan put it in a much simpler, easy-to-understand language six decades ago when he sang: "When you ain't got nothing, you've got nothing to lose...."

I'm glad our sons and daughters are beginning to hear this music.

HIMACHAL SHOULD REGULATE TREKKING TO MAKE IT SAFE AND ECO-FRIENDLY ( II)

 

RESTORE  THE  WILD  IN THE  WILDERNESS

[ The second of two blogs on the subject. The first was published on the 30th August, 2024.]

The Himachal Chief Minister recently announced that the state govt. has identified 50 new locations for developing tourism, including adventure sports. The prospect fills me with dread, because the govt.'s track record in this respect so far has been an environmental disaster. Forget the mess in Shimla, Manali, Kufri, Mashobra, McLeodganj or Kasauli. In recent years this tentacle of "development" has seized within its coils places which were pristine areas even ten or fifteen years ago.

The govt's concept of development usually consists of just building bad roads to provide easier vehicular access to these areas, and to allow the mushrooming of hotels, shops, guest houses, home stays without any regulation or regard to carrying capacity. I can quote any number of examples of places which have been turned into environmental shambles to "promote" tourism: Bir-Billing, where so many unauthorised constructions have come up that paragliders have difficulty in locating safe landing spots (and now a wholly unnecessary motorable road is being built from Billing to Rajagunda, towards the majestic Thamsar pass, which will spoil a lovely trek); the road to the sublime Hatu peak above Narkanda:what was once an idyllic 8km walk through dense deodar and oak forests has now been converted into a twenty minute drive and the once verdant pastures at the top have become rutted and dusty parking areas; a road has been built right up to Prashar lake in Mandi district-it has devastated the meadows there, and the unscientific cutting has become the cause of continuous landslides there; another ten km road is being built right through the heart of the Choordhar wild life sanctuary from Nohradhar, and just last week the NGT has issued notice to the state govt. for constructing a road through the Shikari Devi WLS.

All this is just sheer madness- these roads will result in deforestation on a massive scale, calamitous effects on the wildlife in these dense forests, unregulated construction and the consequent scarring of the landscape and generation of thousands of tonnes of muck and debris, blocking of nullahs and water courses, the ingress of thousands of vehicles and even more thousands of irresponsible tourists every day. The revered pilgrimages that added so much value to the traditions and mystique  of the state- Mani Mahesh in Chamba, Shikari Devi in Mandi, Kheerganga in the Parvati valley, Kinner Kailash in Kinnaur, Srikhand Mahadev on the border of Shimla and Kullu- now look like mass migration routes between Columbia and Mexico. Tens of thousands of so called "pilgrims" descend on these valleys and mountains every year leaving behind thousands of tonnes of garbage, plastic, human waste and denuding the nearby forests for their cooking and camp fires. Even the highly endangered and precious "dhoop" shrubs are pulled out by their roots and used for fuel.

What were once challenging but enjoyable treks have now become Ola and Uber rides or overcrowded linear garbage dumps, and the natural wonders of the state are being consumed irreparably at a frightening pace. The wild is being removed from the wilderness. It is high time the state govt. reversed this trend and changed its policies at least towards the few remaining genuine wild spots in the state. We have to preserve this wilderness, their ecology and biodiversity and wildlife for future generations. Other countries have realised this and are taking steps in this direction: from Australia to Brazil, from the UK to Chile, landscapes, abandoned farmlands, ranches, golf clubs, used up quarries are being returned to the wild and reforested, not just by governments but also by private trusts and philanthropists who raise funds for the purpose.  Himachal should learn from them, even if the rest of India doesn't.

First, control the numbers. Another troubling proclamation by the Chief Minister is that the state intends to more than double its tourist arrivals to fifty million by 2030. This would be apocalyptical - there is just no way a state of seven million can sustainably handle such a number, seven times its population. Instead, go in for quality, not mass, tourism. Forget about the bleeding hearts who object to pricing out the "poor": tourism is a product, like any other, and if you have a unique product (like Himachal's natural landscapes) don't short sell it. If people can pay Rs. 500 for a ticket for a Salman Khan trash film, or thousands for a Coldplay live performance, they should not complain if they are asked to pay the same, or more, for the sighting of a brown bear or a western tragopan in the Great Himalayan National Park, or being able to see the coruscating beauty of the night sky at Mantalai lake.

Second, start charging for the treks, depending on their length, environmental impacts, altitude, proximity to glaciers and snowfields, fragility of the landscapes, number of camping nights. One was happy to read that trekkers and campers at Triund are now being charged Rs.250 per night. It's a good beginning, but the fee needs to be raised to at least Rs. 500 per night. Triund is right at the base of the Dhauladhars, the terrain is rocky and fragile, it has no water or toilet disposable facilities; the footprint of any camper there is huge, and he/she should be charged proportionately. For longer treks, the charges should be a minimum of Rs. 500 per night. Part of this levy should go the local EcoSoc (Ecotourism Society) for maintenance and cleanliness of the trails/ areas.

Three, impose a complete ban on camping at altitudes above 3800 metres or in the vicinity of glaciers. This is also the recommendation of a group of scientists/geologists who have studied the impact of camping at high altitudes in Ladakh, Himachal, and Uttarakhand. ( Save the Himalayas: Ban High-Altitude camping, say Ecologists. HIMBUMAIL. 5th August, 2024.) They have found that the camp fires, vehicle emissions, decaying waste matter etc. raise the levels of aerosols and black carbon in the immediate area, leading to a more rapid melting of the glaciers. They have specifically noted this process in the Bara Shigri glacier and in the Chandratal- Batal area in Lahaul Spiti. There is also the issue of the trash and human waste left behind in these pristine landscapes, exposing the local rare wildlife to germs and diseases they have no immunity against. 

It was heartening to note that, as of last month, the local Divisional Forest Officer has banned camping at Kheerganga in the Parbati valley in Kullu. ( Last time I was there the place looked like the Tibetan Dhaba area of north Delhi). This bold initiative, however, has to be extended to other environmentally sensitive areas such as: Chandratal lake, Mantalai lake, all the area above Bhim Dwar on the Srikhand Mahadev trek, the entire area between Nalanti and Chitkul on the Kinner Kailash trek, the Choordhar peak. The Forest department should do a survey of such areas and compile a list for purposes of notification and enforcement.

Four, the Himachal govt. should wake up to the massive degradation that is being caused by so-called "spiritual tourism" in the remoter regions of the state, triggered by the flood of humanity that swamps these destinations every year. Just to give an example: in 1976, as the SDM Chamba, I had accompanied the "yatra" to the holy Manimahesh lake: at that time there were perhaps just about three hundred pilgrims, but even then it was a problem ensuring the cleanliness of the camping grounds at Hadsar, Dhancho, Donali and Gauri Kund. After this year's yatra 8 tonnes of garbage has already been collected by volunteers but much more still remains. Today, about 6 lakhs to 7 lakh people visit the lake on the yatra. This is simply unsustainable: I'm told the lake is full of trash and plastic, the entire trail resembles an elongated latrine pit. I have no reason to believe that the same is not happening to other "yatra" trails- Shikari Devi, Kinner Kailash, Choordhar, Srikhand Mahadev. The govt. should immediately do something about restricting the numbers on these yatras, before we reach the same depths of degradation and destruction as the Char Dham yatra of Uttarakhand. ( To realise what the deplorable current state of the Char Dham yatra route is, one must read an article by Priyadarshani Patel- Char Dham to Char Daam: Desecrating the Himalayas in the Name of "Spiritual Tourism" in THE WIRE of July 13, 2024).

And finally, even nature needs a rest to recover. All trekking trails, especially the high-altitude ones, should be shut down for a year or two at periodic intervals to allow the ecology and wild-life there to  recover and recuperate, reclaim their natural and breeding rhythms, to get a respite from the incessant noise, disturbances and foraging of plant life by thousands of trekkers every year. Many countries faced with similar over-trekking issues are beginning to realise this and have started providing these regular breaks.

The policy makers in Himachal need to wake up urgently to preserve the unique natural landscape of the state. Its over exploitation should be stopped before the devastation reaches a point of no-return. Sustainable policies should be put in place which harvest natural assets scientifically and not squander them recklessly for short term gains. Mother nature will not offer a second chance.

THE UGLY FACE OF HIMACHAL

For the last two weeks now the otherwise tranquil state of Himachal has been roiled in a vortex of Islamophobia, despicable politics, violence and opportunistic silence by those who should be speaking out. Right wing inspired crowds have been flooding the streets of Shimla, Mandi, Solan, Hamirpur and elsewhere, protesting against illegal mosques and "outsiders"(which is sanghi-speak for Muslims). The state government, as usual, has been caught on the back-foot and is scrambling to contain the trouble. Notwithstanding its ineptness, however, the Chief Minister has to be commended for taking an unequivocal stand against vigilante justice and mob violence, and for insisting that the issues shall be decided in the courts and not on the streets.

The sudden and simultaneous mushrooming of these protests at a dozen different places in the state is no coincidence or happenstance, it is part of the BJP's efforts to destabilise the Congress govt.: the BJP is not a party that espouses the Christian virtues of charity and it has neither forgotten nor forgiven the Congress for trouncing it in the elections in 2022. Ever since then it has been fomenting trouble for the Sukhu government- inducing defections, encouraging factionalism within the Congress, denying the state its rightful revenues in order to weaken it financially; the masjid issue is part of this despicable continuum. It is trying to do an Uttarakhand in Himachal, shamelessly and without any concern for the strategic location of a state which borders both Kashmir and Tibet.

The two main demands- instant demolition of "illegal" mosques and verification of "outsiders"- are both contentious and open to question. Firstly, the singling out of mosques alone is mischievous and gives the game away. According to the Town and Country Planning Deptt. there are more than 15000 illegal/irregular buildings in Shimla alone. Furthermore, in an article in the Tribune the ex-Deputy Mayor of Shimla, Tikainder Singh Panwar lists out four popular temples and one gurudwara in Shimla which too are illegal (there will be many more), but no one is making a song and dance about them. Quite clearly, then, what is under attack by these fundamentalists is not the building but the religion.                                                                          Secondly, the exact legal status of the mosques in question is not clear- are they encroachments on govt. lands, have they been built without the requisite approvals, or are the constructions violative of the sanctions ? These are questions which have to be decided by the courts, not the mobs, and in most cases the matters are already being adjudicated by the courts. The Chief Minister has already announced that the cases shall be fast tracked, and in at least two cases (Sanjauli and Mandi) the masjid authorities have either demolished the offending portions themselves or have sought permission to do so. This should have brought closure to the protests, but closure is not what these Islamophobic outfits are interested in- they want to keep the pot boiling, and so they have now shifted to their second demand, "verification" and detention of outsiders- shorthand for barring the entry of labourers, traders, vendors of a particular community into the state. This is something which has become quite common in BJP mis-ruled Uttarakhand but has so far found no traction in Himachal, which has just 2% Muslims.

This demand is straight out of a Nazi tool-kit. India is a democracy and the Constitution gives its citizens the right to live anywhere, practice any profession, and to live life with dignity and freedom. The mobs want these rights to be taken away from the Muslim migrants, and to give in to them would be to convert Himachal into a police state. "Checking" of "outsiders", as demanded, would mean stopping and verifying the papers of every person coming in at the border, something which cannot be done in an open society without specific inputs or cause. And to what purpose, since everybody these days has some ID or the other? And don't forget that Himachal is a tourist state, with almost 20 million "outsiders" visiting the state every year- that would mean checking 50000 people EVERY DAY at the entry points! Or should the police check only those who wear clothes of a particular type, or sport a particular kind of beard?

The Chief Minister has already announced that a comprehensive policy for vendors/ tehbazari would be formulated and only those who have a licence would be allowed to do business on the roads. This should have settled this demand as well, but what is being attempted here by the BJP/VHP is just another version of the economic boycott and exclusion of a particular community. It is no coincidence that the current protests and demonstrations are led by the various Beopar Mandals and the business community. Their real targets are the vendors and small street businesses, a large part of which is in the hands of Muslims. It is now evident that these groups make a significant dent in the earnings of businesses belonging to the majority community, so off with the formers' heads! There is nothing better than combining business with religion, is there- make a few bucks while earning a few brownie points with your Gods at the same time ?! 

The ongoing protests are specious and nothing but an expression of religious hatred and intolerance. But, equally disturbing is the near silence of other sections of society- members of the Congress itself, other civic associations, the media, other political parties, retired govt. officials who are busy Whatsapping banal and vapid greetings to each other but will not raise their voices on such a core issue. (It is, however, heartening to note that some formations like CITU, Himachal Kissan Sabha, DYFI, AILU and Janwadi Mahila Samiti and others have held a meeting on the 16th and have decided to hold a public peace and unity rally on the 27th of this month.) One of the problems of Shimla is that it has no civil society to speak of, which is why the right wing fundamentalists can fill up the vacuum so easily with their hate and Islamophobia. It is encouraging that the Chief Minister has taken a resolute stand against these elements, but he needs the full support of his own party and high command, the state administration, the common citizens and all those who still value the principles of the Mahatma. At stake is not only a government, but the only secular, inclusive, multiculturally sensitive, law abiding state in north India. It is something worth speaking up for and fighting for. 

THE UNLEARNING AND THE NEW LEARNING

 India is going through another great Renaissance, as ordained by a gentleman whose own educational qualifications are shrouded in doubt and about which RTI questions will never be answered. All our learnings of the past two thousand years have to be discarded and a new learning, as enshrined in the NEP (New Education Policy) and prescribed by the UGC, CBSE and NCERT will re-enlighten this land. I must confess that, having already forgotten most of what I had learned in the last 70 years (which wasn't much to begin with) I am excited at the prospect of being educated again. And I have been making some progress, and as evidence of that, would like to share some of these nuggets with my long suffering readers.

Remember that phrase "carrying coals to Newcastle" coined by John Graunt in 1661 ? It denoted a meaningless action, to take something to a place where it's not needed because there's plenty of that stuff already there. Well, in Amritkaal that phrase has been replaced by "carrying coals to Godda". Godda is the place in Jharkhand where Mr. Adani has set up a 1600 MW thermal power station which exports all its power to Bangladesh (or used to, till Hasina was given a one-way ticket to exile). Now, Jharkhand has the largest coal reserves in the world, so  you would expect that the millions of tonnes of coal required for this power station would be mined in Jharkhand itself, right? Wrong. Here is where the gaps in your education become visible- for Adani does not mine the local coal, instead he imports it from 6000 kms away, from his Carmichael mines in Australia! And still manages to sell the power at four times the usual price to Bangladesh, thanks to getting his plant declared as an SEZ by amending the rules, liberal loans from banks, and environment clearances to bring river waters from 100 kms away. Management schools across the world are still trying to figure out why the coal was not sourced more cheaply locally, how a totally unviable project became so profitable, not realising that the answer to that question lies in politics, not economics. But, in the meanwhile, the English language has been changed forever, and John Graunt banished- "carrying coals to Godda" is the new phrase, and don't let anyone tell you that you can't make a handsome profit by doing something conventional wisdom tells you is stupid.

Most of us will remember the haircut from our childhood days, that monthly visit to the barber when we were cut to size. I now go just once a year, for old times' sake, because the ravages of time and shouldering the brown man's burden for 35 years have ensured that my hair raising days are now firmly behind me. Which is a good thing too, because a haircut is no longer what it used to be. It is now a euphemism for fiduciary castration of banks, which is usually you and me because it is our money, after all. This is how it works in New India:

A haircut, in today's parlance, is the money the banks lose (forego) when a company becomes insolvent by siphoning off the bank loans to Bermuda or St. Kitts, and someone else takes it over by paying the bank a fraction of the money owed, say, 10% or 20%. The apotheosis of rogue Capitalism, an ingenious way to transfer public money to private individuals, isn't it? Especially as the new owner is just a proxy for the original, defaulting owner: he gets to keep both the bank's money and the company! The bank takes what is called a haircut, while the barber gets a facial in Monte Carlo. The country has had Rs. 6 lakh crores worth of haircuts in the 612 cases resolved so far under the Insolvency and Bankruptcy Code. which is why we now have more billionaires than Anupam Khair has hair fallicles on his polished nationalistic pate, or Kangana Ranout can count on her manicured fingers (when she is not pointing them at the farmers, that is). Nowadays fat cats don't laugh all the way to the bank, they laugh on their way back from the bank. Which is why the Indian banking system is now on its knees, waiting for something worse than a haircut.

Most people of my generation grew up priding ourselves on India's policy of Non-alignment. It gave us and the third world moral stature in the company of stalwarts like Sukarno, Nkrumah, Tito and Nasser. No more. For our Prime Minister non-alignment is now a dirty word, to be trashed abroad, its meaning completely changed because history has to be distorted to suit, and justify, his personal predilections and hubris. In a brilliant article for The Wire on 28th August, SN Sahu explains that the essence of Non-alignment was "active engagement with all countries with a spirit of friendship, equality and reciprocity.... and neutrality towards military alliances." Speaking recently in Poland, however, Mr. Modi has deliberately distorted and misconstrued it to mean (in his own words) "to maintain distance from all countries". He went on to boast "Today India's policy is to maintain close ties with all countries. Today India wants to connect with everyone." 

Sure. Ask the Palestinians, Srilanka, Nepal, Ukraine, Iran. By all means, if it's in our national interest to refuse to vote at the UN against the genocide and atrocities by Israel and Russia in Gaza and Ukraine, to continue to bolster the Russians by buying their oil, to keep on the right side of a Zionist state so we can buy Pegasus from them, sell them drones or get lucrative contracts for some cronies- if that benefits us, embroider it in gold in the tatters of our foreign policy. But for God's sake, don't misinterpret the concept of non-alignment or denigrate an enlightened policy India followed right up till the time of Vajpayee. It was because of non-alignment that we were the leader of the South, looked up to by the Muslim nations of the world, a role model for other decolonised nations, secured the independence of Austria first and Bangladesh later, were successful in obtaining the Civil Nuclear Cooperation deal with the USA even while most of our weapons came from Russia. We were much better connected with the world in pre- Modieval times than we are today. In comparison, today we are shunned by the global South, distrusted by the West and considered a bully in our own backyard. Nehru's non-alignment has served this country much better than Modi's neo-alignment has.

Don't criticize what you can't understand, said Bob Dylan in his song The Times They Are A-changing. To which one may also add that distorting history or changing its vocabulary is not history, as Ed Koch observed, it's psychiatry, and a bad case of that too.